Long-time readers might have noticed Netty and her Koala beanie popping up from time to time. Those same people may have also been scratching their heads wondering why anyone would be wearing a Koala beanie to a bachelorette party or a wedding. I will endeavour to clear up the confusion by stating a few important facts regarding Netty and her koala beanie.*
1) Netty is wearing a koala beanie because she is Australian.
2) There are koalas in Australia.
3) She actually owns a beanie in the shape of a koala’s head, as all Australians do.**
4) It looks cool and I like to draw it.
*Beanie is Australian for toque, which we all know is the correct way of calling it what it is.
**Except for people in Queensland. They have really cool platypus beanies with long brims.